Padhtey jao aur hastey jao.........

  *YEH TO MERA PET HAI*

MEIN JA RAHA THA TRAIN SE 
TRAIN MEIN THA 2 ADMIYO KA SAYH
PEHLE NE MARA DUSRE KE PETH MEIN HAAYH
OR WOLA BHAISAHAB KYA YEH DELHI HAI?
HAME JANA INDIA GATE HAI
DUSRA BOLA MAAF KARNA BHAIYA
FILHAAL YEH DELHI TO NAHI'
YEH TO MERA PET HAI

*MEIN TO CHALA SADHU BANNE*
1 AAMIR BAAP KI LADKI NE
APNE PREMI KE KAAN MEIN KUCH GUNGUNAYA
APNA BHAVISYA KA VICHAAR USE BATAYA
KI MEIN NAHI DUNGI APNI DAULAT MEI
SE APNE BACCHO KO KOI THAAT
APNI SAARI JAYDAD DUNGI KISI SADHU KO BAAT
ITNA SUN KAR LADKA LAGA CHALNE
LADKI BOLI KAHA JATE HO CHOD KAR MANNE
LADKA BOLA KYA KARUNGA PALAT KITAB KE PANNE
MEIN TO CHALA SADHU BANNE

*KAVI KI DURDASHA*

1 KAVI LADKHADATA HUA APNE GHAR AYA
APNE GHAR KI GHANTI KO BADI TALLINTA SE BAJAYA
KAVI KI PATNI JAISE HI DARWAJA KHOLI
KAVI KI HALAT DEKH KAR USSE BOLI
HEY BHAGWAN AAJ AAP PHIR
KAVI BOLA BHAGYAWAN TUMHARA DIMAG GAYA HAI PHIR
MEINE AAJ BILKUL NAHI PI HAI 
KAVI KI PATNI BOLI PINE KI KON KAH RAHA THA
HUM TO AAP KI HALAT DEKH KAR HI SAMAJH GAYE THE 
KI AAP AAJ PHIR KISI KAVI SAMMELAN MEIN GAYE THE

*PADNE KA CHASHMA*

1 CHASHME KI DUKAN PAR AYA 1 ANPAD
BOLA DR. SAHAB MEIN NAHI PATA HU PAD
KYA CHASHMA LAGAKAR MEIN PAUNGA PAD
DR. BOLA CHINTA KYU KARTE HAI SAHAB
CHASMA LAGAKAR AASANI SE PAD SAKENGE AAP
ANPAD ITRAYA KHUD PAR ITHLAYA
BOLA ACCHA HUA MEINE APNI SHIKSHA PAR KHARCHA NAHIN KIYA
PATA NAHI SABNE YEH KYU NAHI KIYA
KHUDA JANE LOG APNE BACCHO KO SCHOOL KYU BHIJWATE HAI
SAB KE SAB MERI TARAH CHASMA KYU NAHI LAGWATE HAI